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November 13, 2009

Cold Cash Jefferson Sentenced to Chill in the Cooler for 13 Years

The more important story here is Duke Cunningham and Mark Foley, and oh, by the way: Did Sarah Palin go on a shopping spree during the campaign?

Thanks to Movie Quote 101 graduate loppyd. And Ken, too, who has a book coming out.


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