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November 03, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Welcome all morons and moronettes. I guess the ONT will be your playground tonight as we wait for the final election results to come in.

Oh and just a reminder: Tomorrow is FLAMEWAR Night!
So be prepared to bring teh hatred and spite which has been building up these many months.

Morons, Want a Happy Marriage? Then Marry a Younger, Smarter Woman With Curves.
Hey - it's science.

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Tech Support Tuesday
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The French Discover the Tragedy of the Commons
And are bummed. Fraternité ain't what it used to be.

For the Seattle Morons: Goat Rentals
Yep you can rent goats from Rent-a-Ruminant.

Also: University of Washington Students Form Armed Vigilante Group
So don't just listen to the scanner - get out there and become the night.

Get Your Hobo Hunting Camouflage Here

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Greatest Art Movie Ever?
Awesomely funny review of this mess of a movie.

Tonight's post brought to you by Hedy Lamarr:

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On August 11, 1942 she and George Antheil were granted U.S. Patent 2,292,387 for a spread-spectrum secret communication system. This idea was the basis for WiFi and CDMA cell phone systems.

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