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November 01, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening M&Ms. You got that extra hour last night so it's time to put it to good use.

Obligatory Video: Anvil Shooting
Personally I would have scooted further away before the launch but then I suffer from anvil-falling-on-my-head-phobia.


Thigh-high 'Skank' Boots Take Paris and Teh Haters Hate
New term: THIGH-HIGH BOOT MUFFIN TOP

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So You Need To Ditch The Cops?
Five tips for shaking the fuzz.

The Ham-Dogger
Finally a use for those extra hot dog buns.

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The Bacon Flowchart For Life

"Imagine": The Worst Song Ever?
Eh, I still like it even though the lyrics are full of adolescent drivel. Of course I pretty much ignore song lyrics anyway which is why I can enjoy foreign songs as much as English ones. Plus if you're getting your political philosophy from 40-year old pop songs, then you shouldn't be allowed to vote anyway.

Celebrity Death Watch:
Bob Barker, William Webster, and Lee Iacocca are all still alive at 85. Happy Birthday to Kinky Friedman and Lyle Lovett.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [482 comments] 'wherestherum' [68.9 posts/day]
2 [474 comments] 'Mallamutt'
3 [445 comments] 'logprof'
4 [362 comments] 'runningrn'
5 [319 comments] 'Dang Straights'
6 [314 comments] 'curious'
7 [276 comments] 'Ben'
8 [273 comments] 'TexasJew'
9 [264 comments] 'Purple Avenger'
10 [257 comments] 'Editor'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [148 names] 'Mallamutt' [20.64 unique names/day]
2 [56 names] 'logprof'
3 [52 names] 'Rewrite!'
4 [43 names] 'fluffy'
5 [42 names] 'Editor'
6 [40 names] 'andycanuck'
7 [37 names] 'toby928'
8 [34 names] 'fluffy'
9 [33 names] 'Dr. Do-it-yourself'
10 [32 names] 'runningrn'

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