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September 29, 2009
Safire's Apollo 11 Speech
Thought this glimpse into an alternate universe was worth a share. It begins "IN THE EVENT OF MOON DISASTER." Not a bad speech, but it's difficult for me to imagine what another Apollo disaster would have done to the space program.
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Recent Entries
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Run Away! An Ex-Harvard MD Says We Are All Going To Die! Or At Least Get Reinfected By Wuhan Flu
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Also S.E. Cupp: Here's My Cute Beach Selfie! Look -- No Mask!
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Also S.E. Cupp: Here's My Cute Beach Selfie! Look -- No Mask!
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