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September 27, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening all moroners. Time to get to get in that last bit of debauchery before the week starts.

Item #1: How to Kiss A Woman by James T. Kirk
This has been making the rounds of the internet, but it's always worth watching one more time to hone your technique.

Item #2: Most Dangerous Drivers By Profession
Okay it's from the UK but it probably applies here as well. Top worst occupations for accidents:
1. Computer Engineer
2. Sales Manager
3. Chef
4. Student
5. Doctor
6. Estate Agents
7. Surveyor
8. Customer Advisor
9. Hairdresser
10. Social Worker

Of course I'd like to see a breakdown of Computer Engineer by sex and nationality. I have a theory based on sterotypes and personal experience, but I'd like to see the actual data.

Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Kinda sad when a troll is in the top 3. Frickin' slackers.

Top 10 commenters:
1 [444 comments] 'Herr Morgenholz' [63.43 posts/day]
2 [412 comments] 'Dang Straights'
3 [373 comments] 'honest cloud'
4 [360 comments] 'Douglas'
5 [346 comments] 'Blazer'
6 [324 comments] 'sven10077'
7 [320 comments] 'willow'
8 [295 comments] 'curious'
9 [257 comments] 'stuiec'
10 [234 comments] 'eman '

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [66 names] 'Mallamutt' [9.26 unique names/day]
2 [48 names] 'toby928'
3 [47 names] 'dananjcon'
4 [45 names] 'kbdabear'
5 [31 names] 'Navin R Johnson says listen to 7 Seconds'
6 [29 names] 'Rocks'
7 [26 names] 'Tweet say stuff in the little gray box'
8 [26 names] 'honest cloud'
9 [25 names] 'Y-not'
10 [23 names] 'rdbrewer (Dave at Simian Ridge)'

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