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September 19, 2009

Oh Dear: Man Caddishly Videotapes Six-Way Sex-Romp Covertly; Turns Out His Caddishness is Rewarded, Because the Woman Falsely Charged Them With Rape

Consensual, except, I guess, for the covert videotaping part.

Which in this case can be excused, sorta, because the woman involved accused them of rape, and the guys were told by cops they'd rot in jail. Without the video, they just might have.

I'm not sure what lessons to draw from this. I guess Don't have a deviant orgy with an anonymous woman in a rest-stop bathroom is one, but I feel that's too restrictive. I mean, Never? Very categorical and reductivist, if you ask me. Lacks nuance.

I think Just make sure you put it up on YouTube is the real take-away here.

In other dirty news, a couple was robbed. While they were having sex. In the privacy and luxury of a garbage dumpster.

I figured the couple had to be gay dudes, because no way a woman would agree to such a trysting place. Figured a woman would insist on at least a classy public place to have sex in, like a disused utility closet in a bus station, or a cage in an abandoned dog kennel.

But nope -- a woman was involved here.

Cheap date. Really, really cheap date. Or else this guy has the best rap on the planet.*

* Just got an email from the White House whining about saying this guy has the best rap on the planet. Second-best, I'm supposed to say.

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