Like all of those people telling me that Obama's telling the truth and that if I don't support the plan he can't be bothered to write down every white person in the country will call up their local Night-Rider recruitment service and begin asking if there are any openings for the position of "Exalted Cyclops."
What you're about to see is amazing.
A bear is reported in the woods of a suburb of Cleveland. Fine -- newsworthy enough for the local news.
But then they decide they need to simulate what a bear in the woods might look like.
CGI, you're thinking.
No. It's local news. They used up their CGI budget on their super-cool opening credits.
Thanks to MattM.
F A K E: That's Drew's assessment, based on the lack of chyrons/supers and lack of anchors "tossing" to the local reporter.
A commenter points out there's no station identifier/logo at the bottom right of the screen, which is of course now industry standard.
So is it fake?
Well... probably.
But I'm leaving it up. I hope it's real. It's too funny to not be real.
What say you, Cleveland area readers? Is this what FOX 8's newscast looks like? Is that a real reporter for them?