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September 13, 2009

Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Good evening all. Hope you all had a good weekend especially those morons at the CT meetup. Guess that explains why last night's ONT was so well behaved. I'm still in Vegas and about to head off to the Blue Man Group so here are a couple things to keep everyone from breaking the blog furniture. Again.

Item #1: The Best/Worst Movie Trailer of All Time
This is the trailer for the movie, "Gator Bait", a classic example of the hicksploitation genre of the 70's. It's awesome cause it shows you exactly what the movie is like. The downside is that it pretty much shows all the good parts so why watch the movie unless you're really into gators, shotguns, and cajun wildcats.

Item #2: Get Your Own Road Warrior Accessories
These are just the thing for hauling petrol across mutant-infested desert wastes or daily commutes through Detroit. Don't worry, they're plastic but they look fierce. Two cars enter, once car leaves!


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