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August 20, 2009

Plaxico Burress Pleads Guilty To Gun Charge, Receives Two Year Prison Sentence

I hope he had fun at the club the night he shot himself, he's going to be paying for it.

Justice Michael H. Melkonian of State Supreme Court accepted the guilty plea. Along with the two-year prison sentence, Mr. Burress, 31, will be sentenced to two years of post-release supervision.

As bad as the federal pen must have been for a guy like Michael Vick, New York State prison is likely much, much worse.

Maybe they'll have a prison football team...Plax can be the tight end.


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