Oh, God: World Net Daily Now Claiming Obama's 4 Years Older Than We Believe, Which Makes Him... Not a Citizen

Update: Baldilocks says this is impossible in the first place, because BHO Sr. came over to America on the exact same flight her dad did in 1959.

(As if it weren't already impossible enough.)

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This is real clown-time type stuff.

The evidence? A typo on his MySpace time. Which is, um, his real birth-year of 1957; all other claims he was born in 1961 are faked. Or somethin'.

Which means he was now born in Hawaii -- now he's born in Hawaii, in this theory, not in Kenya-- but Hawaii wasn't a state then so he's not a citizen.

Incidentally, they don't say this would make him a non-citizen; they just imply it, by noting the state was just a territory at the time.

Of course anyone born in a US territory is a citizen, too. So this article hints at a new theory by which Obama is not a citizen whereas in fact it's a new, goofy new theory based on a typo that proves he is a citizen.

You've really given up all credibility and are now blatantly hit-whoring when you don't mention such an important fact, but imply -- and leave your readers to erroneously conclude -- that this would make him a non-citizen.

This is the shoddiest I've seen yet.

Did I mention this is all based on a typo on a MySpace page? Or hat they deliberately omit a key fact that scuttles the whole implication they're trying to sell?

Coming soon from World News Daily: Exclusive: 15 Year Jimmy McDougal of Juniper, Florida Claims "Coldplay? Try Coldghey"on His MySpace Page, But Just Six Months Ago He Called Chris Martin "Teh Awesome!"

Developing hard.

It Gets Sillier: We know that Obama's elementary school teachers have been interviewed. That was one of the first times I read the word "Obamessiah," as Allah snarked the MSM was praising Obama's first and second grade papers on See Spot Run.

So, Obama was in first grade when he was expected to be in first grade, based on his fake birth year of 1961.

But WND is seriously contending he was born in 1957.

That means, when he entered first grade, rather than being age six, he was actually... age ten, posing as a six year old.

A ten year old posing as a six year old.

Two questions:

How on earth could anyone mistake a ten year old for a six year old? (And, by sixth grade -- mistake someone actually in full early adulthood at age 16 for a just-entering-puberty 12-year-old?

And:

Why would someone hide their child away for four years like this?

To... establish he's a citizen?

To... put him through four hard hears of pre-school communist indoctrination?

To... make him an academic stand-out, being he was, you know, reading at fifth-grade level in first-grade?

Because the mother knew he'd one day be president?

What?

Okay, WND. You're a real news outlet.

Uh-huh.

Dramatic Reenactment: At 0:39.

posted by Ace at 04:19 PM

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