Overnight Open Thread (Mætenloch)

Well genghis is out on a mission for the Bacon Liberation Front and details are on a need to know basis. Let me just say that our interest in the bacons is also shared by our brothers to the south. So just remember that you can enjoy the ONT safe in your barcalounger and mobility scooters only because there are semi-active morons out there walking the pork wall prepared to do dark deeds on behalf of bacon and bacon accessories. Viva las carnitas!

Anyway here are a few items for your enjoyment:

Item #1: The Automatic Pancake Machine
Sure it costs $3500, but it produces a pancake every 30 seconds so it's totally worth it to shave those precious two minutes off your morning routine. For uh, important stuff.

Item #2: The Frazetta Meatcard Challenge
So what do you do when you have a couple of high power CO2 lasers lying around and a bunch of beef jerky? Why make jerky business cards of course! And how to you get the word out? Well sponsoring a contest where you have people recreate classic Frank Frazetta paintings in real life seems like a good way to start. God I love American creativity.

Coraje!

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posted by xgenghisx at 09:20 PM

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