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July 29, 2009

Overnight Open Thread – (genghis)

Must type fast before the keyboard finishes melting (Also, the National Weather Service says it got up to 105 a couple of hours after that story was written. Where the hell’s Al Gore? Someone get his ass here stat!) I’d like to issue a pre-emptive “piss off” to anyone reading or commenting from Vegas or Phoenix who feel the urge to share with us how it got up to 130 in the shade today where you’re at. Because you’re not in the shade…you’re in a building/house with air conditioning. Who’s got the big balls now sucka’?

The cleaning out of the bookmarks continues with a couple from Popular Mechanics (with a summertime theme):

1. How about 5 Theme Park Rides that Pushed the Limits of Common Sense? Or,

2. 16 DIY Projects that Make Summer More Fun. Actually, now that I look at the list, it kind of looks like they make summer more lame. Now if it’d been “16 Exploding Projects…” Send requests for subscription refunds to Ace. His address is over there on the left of the page somewhere.

Since Drew’s “Herding Cats” vid below made us all giggle like schoolgirls (and write “Drew” on our spiral notebooks surrounded by hundreds of little hearts.), here’s another one from EDS which concerns squirrels:

I’m sure there’s some kind of analogy to a current political issue or something here, but it’s not coming to me right away. There’s probably a reason why Ace only lets me out at night. Well, several, but that’s the only one you and my parole officer need to know about for now.


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