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July 27, 2009
FAQ: What's an Easy Cure for Constipation, Using Only Common Household Items?
Easy -- stick a couple of hammer heads up your ass.
No, really.
The man, it is reported, was "inebriated."
He didn't put the entire hammer up his ass, so I guess he was still mostly lucid. Mostly.
Does anyone buy his story? Because I don't. One in a million shot, Doc. One in a million shot.
Via Instapundit.