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July 22, 2009

Getting Ready for Obama's Presser

Via Dave in Texas, Jim Geraghty has Straw Man Bingo created by the Senate Republicans. It turns what promises to be another soul-destroying attempt at speechifying from the Great Orator into fun for the whole family!

Given the rhetoric from the White House directed toward unnamed “opponents of health care reform” and those who “defend the status quo” (whoever they are), the SRCC has prepared “Straw Man Bingo” based on actual quotes from the Administration so you can track references to these anonymous evildoers in tonight’s press conference.

Click over for the game board.

More: Well, that was timely. The White House just released some excerpts from his opening remarks. Geraghty nailed it with "let me be clear."

And Yet Even More: The GOP is going to liveblog this mess with "real-time fact checking." We here at the HQ are also going to liveblog it (new post forthcoming). The difference between the two? Here there will be special guest appearances by the Spirit of TOTUS1 and Joe Biden. Also: careful analysis, incisive commentary, cussing, and tits. You make the choice.

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