Next CT Moron Meetup in September

Is being planned. Contact info. at the linky. Please note that I will not be returning individual emails right away. It'll be a few days, but I will get back to you, I promise.

The last one was a blast.

Note: The fella in the picture is NOT a hobo. That is an actual Valu-Rite swillin' Connecticut River Pirate who we startled when we returned to the marina and took over his stomping grounds for the evening. As you can see, he recovered from his fright and is full of sass.

Listen people; for a pack of stutterin' antisocial feebs, we get along and appreciate each other's dumb stories and jokes rather well. These get-togethers just keep getting funner and funner, and you should come to one if you can possibly swing it.

Distant Morons Whose Nicknames You Know are already planning on flying in from many points of the compass. In a few short weeks they'll be packing up their little retainers, 20-sided dice, lucky pudding spoons, and 'Wizards Do It With A Longstaff' tee shirts and winging their way to Merry Olde Connecticut.

Bring your hobo gaff. Early Autumn is the beginning of the migratory season. Fish in a barrel, Darling Hearts.

Courtesy of Slushops, Inc.

UPDATE: Local contact info. for those of you who want to find/ organize your own regional meetups.

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posted by Laura. at 10:16 AM

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