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July 16, 2009

Science: A Hermeneuitcal Critique of Jon Bon Jovi's Claim to "Have Seen a Million Faces, and Rocked Them All"

Even a graph is funny:

The author of the monograph attempts to calculate the outer boundaries of the faces rocked by Mr. Bon Jovi and finds that that the 1:1 ratio of faces seen to faces rocked is unlikely, but within the bounds of possibility.

Actually, I think the question begins even earlier: What exactly does it mean to "rock a face"?

I have my theories on this score, but I will not share them, out of respect for the womenfolk.

Thanks to MattM.

posted by Ace at 05:57 PM

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