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July 08, 2009

What?
Update: WHAT?!

Huh?

I thought that article said that the a new Guinness World Record had been set for vagina lifting, but I must have read that wrong.

42 year old Tatiata Kozhevnikova broke the record by lifting a 31 pound (14 kg) glass ball. According to local media, Tatiata has been exercising her vagina for fifteen years....

Just in case you haven’t tried lifting weights with your vagina before, Tatiata recommends it to all women who want to improve their sex life. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she said.

Plus you can have both hands free while bowling.


Note: They do much reassuring that "yes, this is all quite real, seriously" but do not ever get around to providing anything resembling an outside citation. Read into that what you will. I read into it "prank, where we note right up front the suspicion it's a prank and therefore reassure you that's not a prank."

Thanks to JasonF.

Ahem: I already thought this was a prank. But now I'm wondering about the specification that a "glass ball" was lifted.

Why glass? This isn't porno; we don't need to see.

And this would tend to suggest that "vagina lifting work-out balls" are available (in glass) in various staged weights; so you can, I guess, trade up from a three pounder to a five pounder as with small dumbbells.

And, um, vary the weight, depending on whether you're going for pure power or, uhh, definition.

A goofy detail to include in a prank.

Correction: The lascivious strumpet LauraW tells me Kegel weights are real.

But she doesn't say they are available in competitive vag-lifting weight stages.


Update: Flenser founds some Content-Warning-But-Not-As-Bad-As-You'd-Think pictures which seem to establish this is all too real.







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