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May 18, 2009

Weird: Woman Has Twins, Sired by Two Different Fathers

Ummm... Not only did she commit adultery, but she apparently did so within 24 hours or so of sleeping with her husband.

Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Paternity tests then revealed what had happened two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.

Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.

Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

"Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told I'm very shocked."

Scientists believe the strange situation is best explained by the fact that Mia Washington is a dirty, dirty whore.

Again, added that last part.

The world's first case of half-twins. (Correction: First scientifically documented case, I mean. Of course this must have happened many times in the past, as commenters point out.)

Thanks to DrewM.

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