Worshipful Amps are Now at Eleven UPDATED

The guns of a mother. The mother of us all.

Michelle Obama's arms, we determined, were transformational. Her arms are representative of a new kind of woman: young, strong, vigorous, intelligent, accomplished, sexual, powerful, embracing and, most of all, loving.

Today is Mother's Day. Today we should celebrate Michelle Obama's arms as the arms of a mother.

Tomorrow we will celebrate Michelle Obama's arms as the arms of a princess warrior. Or something.

If you can make yourself read the rest of it, you're made of tougher stuff than me. Chris Matthews and Keef had best step up their game, Sally has just set the bar for adoration.

tipped by Allah over at that twitter thing that will never amount to anything

UPDATE: Fair enough. It's saturday night, and we're all drunk.

What's the most amazing thing about Michelle Obama's arms?

Bill D. Cat:

72 Chuck Norris fears her arms .

In a contest between Michelle Obama's arms and Chrissy Matthews' leg, she'd rip off that tingley pin and beat his ass to death with it before he could spit out how excited he was just to be there.

posted by Dave In Texas at 07:23 PM

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