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April 27, 2009

Melissa and Joan Rivers Freak Out on the Apprentice

Still under the weather. But indulge me with this easy, silly post.

If you want backstory: Basically Melissa and Joan Rivers have been spinning bizarre conspiracy theories about the people they don't like on the show conspiring against them. Even though this is a game show, and people are supposed to conspire against them. And even though evidence for such conspiracies has been almost nonexistent.

For bizarre reasons, the two have decided that Annie Duke, the poker player, is "Hitler," even though her worst traits seem to be that she's unduly taken with herself, too bossy, and annoying. Apparently those were Hitler's primary sins.

"Poker player" became the worst invective Joan Rivers could imagine like three weeks ago. The list of worst people on earth seems to go, in ascending order from least worst to worst worst: Nazi concentration camp guard, child killer, poker player.



Trump, by the way, has taken heroic efforts to eliminate the least well-known celebrities first, keeping his most well-known celebrities (such as they are) on the show as long as possible. Brandy the Playboy model deserved to be fired this week, but of course wasn't, because, well, even if you don't know who the hell she is, she's easy on the eyes.

As ridiculous as this is to say: Trump has sullied the integrity of The Celebrity Apprentice.


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