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April 19, 2009

"Fabio After Dark" (chad)

If you have been following my "Around the moronosphere in 60 minutes posts" you may have heard this already, but since I have sitemeter I know you haven't and this is so full of cheesy goodness I have decided to abuse Ace's open blog hospitality and post it here also.

In the 80's Fabio apparently wasn't content with women orgasming at the mere site of him on the cover of the latest romance novel. No, he needed to branch out and let the world enjoy the full breadth of his talents. First he published three romance novels of his own, notable only for causing seizures in their readers, and released an album Fabio After Dark. Despite being chocked full of 70's porn music and pearls of wisdom such as "When it's dark there is no time table for us", this masterpiece of musical seduction didn't immediately rocket to the top of the charts, and would have been doomed to obscurity if it hadn't been for the magic of the internet.

Here is a taste of the love elixir that is Fabio - About Romance

Just a Tidbit [Ace]: Fabio is "one of us." Not that that really makes a difference.

Update: (chad) It has come out in the comments that Fabio was a paratrooper. That doesn't change the fact that the album was cheesy but it earns him a beer if I am ever in a position to buy.


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