The internet has discovered its newest shiny superstar for to throw rotten cabbages at.
At 1:08 he whips out his own business card, which bleeds Holy Water, destroys your enemies, and can save your life if you're ever thrown out of a jet. It is at this moment that you will fall in love.
...with the idea of punching him in the jimmie as hard as you can.
UPDATE: The guy's website. Thanks to Patrick in the comments, who is looking forward to giving us tremendous value while significantly impacting change. He's a real gift, a real gem.