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April 03, 2009

Onion Funny: Scientists Say Giant, Razor-Clawed Biogengineered Mega-Crabs Pose No Threat, Will Boost Economy

I had it in the sidebar but it's clever enough for here.

Now, they're talking about giant mutant crabs. And they intend no metaphor.

But as I watch this I hear the media saying, "Obama's breaking all rules of conventional economics and spending trillions we don't have. And yet there are some negative nancyboys who whine about the so-called 'consequences.'"

Unintended. But it's there.


Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

"There's going to be a lot of flash photography... I'm sure the crab will enjoy the attention."

Also somewhat amusing (but less so): NCAA expands March Madness to include 4,096 teams.


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