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March 25, 2009

Jay Leno: "Stimulus" is Our Way of Saying "Communism"

NBC is a crap network, but they made the right choice to replace the nonpartisan Johnny Carson. Even though I hated that decision at the time.

But then, at that time, I could still remember Letterman being funny within recent memory.

So how's NBC doing in the ratings otherwise? Howzabout they just fell behind Univision (Si, Univision) in the coveted 18-34 demo last week?

So if you can't beat 'em, join 'em: NBC is developing a "telenovela" (Spanish language cleavage show with soap-opera storylines) based on the Colombian hit Sin tetas no hay paraiso," which translates as, seriously, "Without Tits There Is No Paradise." Or breasts-- but you get the cognate.

It's about a woman who covets massive breasts, gets breast enhancement surgery, and then uses her uberknockers to attract clients as a whore.

I have to admit: It beats hell out of Frasier.*

Thanks to MattM.

* Pardon the old reference. I literally have no idea what's on NBC these days. Apart from the okay The Office and the meh 30 Rock.

Here's a top ten, reduced to top three, due to cutbacks and layoffs from the Obama Economy.

Top Three Other Spanish-Language Telenovelas NBC Is Developing

3. Las Vaginas

2. The Senor Thunderpants Fuck-Hour


1. A new series based on the Colombian version of Friends, but starring all women, tentatively titled, Ay, Mira! La Docena de Tetas! ("Hey, Look! A Dozen Tits!")

That's all I got. I really don't speak any Spanish.

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