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March 17, 2009

Chimp Attack 911 Call

Awful to listen to.

Listen closely and you can tell from the 911's dispatcher's voice he's suspicious this is a crank. You can't blame him.

Whoops: This is old. Last month. Fox just ran it, so I assumed it was new, but it's not. They ran it in connection with the no-brainer story that the victim's family is suing the chimp's owner.

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posted by Ace at 02:53 PM

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