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Draft Ace for RNC Chair
The purported voice of the Republican party Michael Steele has shown himself to be tin-eared and even worse completely self-contradictory. He bad mouths Rush one day, and then kisses his ass the next. He comes out pro-choice until the next day he is reminded that the culture of death party is the Democrats. He shows no anchoring beliefs or any ability to articulate a platform that can bring the disillusioned right together. Well I know someone who can. Draft Ace for Chair of the Republican National Committee! (or at least Comms Dir./New Media Guru) He has shown a tremendous ability to electrify the right and get rousing discussion of tough issues underway. Draft Ace! There is no reason that a right of center party has to be led by the same crop of boring, idea-less, wankers who helped W waste their time in the majority spending money like Democrats. Well at least until the latest pack of rapacious looters entered the halls of Congress and the White House and completely re-set the bar for waste and progressive abuse. We need new blood and someone willing to put some blood in the water. Draft Ace! The right needs to have an argument amongst itself and that is something Ace can definitely bring about. We need to figger out what we stand for and what we will not stand for. Then we need to get that message out. You want a vast, right-wing, noise machine? I'll give you a vast, right-wing, noise machine. Draft Ace! Spread the word morons, let them all know that we want Ace. Motivate the Malkin Message Machine. Instigate the Instapundit. Love the Lizardoid Nation. Stoke the Hot Air. Corner the Corner. Holler at Hugh Hewitt. Obviously BLACKFIVE will cover his military flanks with 360 security. Draft Ace! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; Draft Ace! Brought to you by the Draft Ace cabal. (Tony & Diane leading the way) | Recent Comments
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