Driven by global warming, the ocean is expected to rise nearly 5 feet along California's coastline by the end of the century, hitting San Francisco Bay the hardest of all, according to a state study released Wednesday...
If anyone wants to go long on this position I'd like to borrow your shares so I can short the crap out of it.
Below the fold - I unearthed some surveillance video of the super secret research facility where this study was performed and a few of the "scientists" who created it.