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March 12, 2009

CA study: "GAME OVER MAN" seas to rise by 5 feet in next 100 years!

Ummm, yea right.

Driven by global warming, the ocean is expected to rise nearly 5 feet along California's coastline by the end of the century, hitting San Francisco Bay the hardest of all, according to a state study released Wednesday...
If anyone wants to go long on this position I'd like to borrow your shares so I can short the crap out of it.

Below the fold - I unearthed some surveillance video of the super secret research facility where this study was performed and a few of the "scientists" who created it.


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posted by Purp at 09:20 AM

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