Sex Toys and Power Tools Do Not Mix Well

Below the fold. Have a caution about clicking. There's no picture and the account is as sterile as possible, but it's still one of those "once you have read it you cannot un-read it" things.

She'll be using the injuries sustained from attaching a sex toy to a saber saw blade as a pro-active opportunity to discuss same-sex marriage with friends and family.

Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Men have been sustaining these kinds of Sex Retard injuries for years. Glad to see the women are finally getting psychotic and stupid enough to play catch-up.

I'm having trouble imagining what this woman hoped to accomplish here, even if it all "worked." I mean -- a saw? What's it doing? What is the sensation being sought here?

But it's probably best to not dwell on it.

In related news, "Fuck me gently with a chain-saw, Heather."

Thanks to DrewM and Jazz.

Ah: Not knowing crap about tools, I imagined this was type of circular saw.

It's not.

Still... as commenters sagely note, "Hey, maybe take the blade off first, huh?"

posted by Ace at 02:39 PM

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