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March 10, 2009

Pelosi: More, Faster

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Granny Rictus McFlyMeToTheMoononaVC-25 suggests we are understimulated.

What an effin goat screw the past few weeks have been.

At this point most Americans (including me) are in danger of becoming totally desensitized to "economic stimulation". Talk about a slippery slope. We are looking at a quadrupling of a 3 trillion dollar deficit in a mere four years, and it's time to pile on more dog parks and shrimp farms.

Not to mention health care. I didn't mention it. Obama did.

As if this had jack shit to do with housing bubbles and Wall Street.

Anybody remember how long it took Clinton to jack up the health care crisis, in his first term? It was 10 months before the jacked up POS was delivered to Congress.

*sigh* Never let a crisis go to waste.


UPDATE: a commenter polishes his crystal balls and gives us a look at the future.

Cramer's Journal:


March 10 2010.

I stalk the halls of CNBC like a shaved baboon with a peptic ulcer. The power's been out for weeks, "redistributed" to god knows where. We've got Ratigan on an exercise bike in the basement trying to power the coffee machine and Erin Burnett's laptop. Smart girl. While scavenging for food and fresh rat beneath Madison Square Garden last week she found a cellphone in the breast pocket of an old suit on an old corpse of an old banker. She soldered the wireless card to a couple of rusty forks and we now get Internet for two or three hours a day. It's our only window to the outside world.


And what a world it is.
I blame myself. I should have known better. I should have said more. I should have done more. I should have spent entire episodes of "Mad Money" with my face to the camera, one eye staring balefully into the darkness behind the lens, screaming until blood flecked from my throat like the spittle of a rabid dog. "OBAMA!" I should have cried to the unseen masses. "OBAMA WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING!"

From SA

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at March 10, 2009 05:25 PM

Yes. Everything is awesome.

Link added per EMBWBAM. Hope it isn't lesbo porn, I didn't check it.


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