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March 09, 2009

Hey Look, a Chimp!

I throw stones, wuuut.

He shows his displeasure by flinging stones or bits of concrete at the human intruders, but finding a suitable weapon on the spur of the moment perhaps isn't so easy. To prepare, Santino often begins his day by roaming the enclosure, finding stones and stacking them in handy piles.
On some days, he's barraged visitors with up to 20 projectiles thrown in rapid succession, always underhand. Several times he has hit spectators standing 30 feet away across the water-filled moat.

The behavior, witnessed dozens of times, has made Santino something of a local celebrity.

This won't end well.

UPDATE [D in T]: I'll tell you what won't end well...

We'll be lucky to escape with our lives.

posted by Gabriel Malor at 09:46 PM

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