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March 09, 2009

Elliot Spitzer is a Fetish-Choker, Says Call Girl

Dang. And I thought that only happened on CSI. And Michael Hutchence's garage.

"He wanted a scenario where I was supposed to say I had just been to a self-defense class. He was supposed to respond, 'Let's see if you learned anything. He would be aggressive. I would have to defend myself.

"When he arrived, he took off his jacket but kept on his shirt and tie. His demeanor was nice, but I don't remember any kissing or tenderness. He wanted to get on with the role-play. It was the first time I'd done that.

"I remember holding his wrists and him pushing back. I felt he was gauging my strength. We moved to the bed. He put his clothes neatly to the side, folding his pants. Yes, he did leave his socks on.

"I was never fully undressed. He was naked. He was perspiring a lot. He was holding me down. He pinned me to the bed. That didn't bother me. But when he grabbed my throat, that was too much. I remember trying to push myself up off the bed, which made him apply more pressure. I've never been worried about my safety, but I was really concerned.

"Finally, I pushed him away and got up. He hadn't finished. But I'd had enough. I don't think he was planning on really hurting me. He didn't ask if I was all right. He didn't appear to be mad, either. Maybe he had had so many experiences with other people that he could see I didn't know what I was doing. As he was leaving, he gave me a tip."

Hot.

I remember at the time the transcripts came out there was some mention of a particular sex act Spitzer wanted, and was willing to pay extra for. I (and you) took various guesses.

Whoever said "Sexual Asphyxia," please contact me about picking up YOUR BRAND NEW CAR!!!!


Bonus: I missed this part:

P.S. Annie says she also had a date with "a current governor," not from New York. "But I'm not going to talk about that one." For now.

Sickinmass pointed that out.



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