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February 28, 2009
It Has Come To Our Attention That Michelle Obama Has Nice Guns
Update: Not sure how I ended up with a dupe post.
Keeping them both I guess because they both have comments.
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I can't say I disagree. In fact, I mentioned it over at some other blog during the Inaugural balls when she was getting cut up for her fashion sense.
The media's long uninterrupted O-gasm continues apace:
How to get Michelle Obama's toned arms
The question we must ask ourselves; how does she get them? One can't help but notice that her figure exhibits no other evidence that she's a longtime gym rat.
We here at AOSHQ have been unable to search up any beauty articles in which women say Mrs. Obama inspired them to transform their lower halves into colossal spongiform pumpkins.
Look, I don't want to be mean to Michelle Obama about her looks. I want to be mean to the fawning press which has thrown all pretense of objectivity out the window. Unfortunately in order to do this, I have to point out things about her that the press ignores. This is tearing me up inside, but I have no choice.
Here's another one:
First lady bares her arms and a nation is awestruck
Only if by 'a nation' you mean a hyperventilating MSM that is looking for anything, anything nice to say about this woman's looks.
The MSM needs help creating new headlines celebrating Mrs. Obama's....erm, more striking features. We should help them out.
I'll kick it off:
You're Beautiful When You're Angry: How To Get Michelle Obama's Eyebrows
ps: I did a google image search using the term 'angry eyebrows' and Michelle's mug showed up all over the place.
Thanks to Slublog and Ace.
posted by Laura. at
12:27 PM
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