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February 25, 2009
Scary Smart Joe Biden:"You Know The Website Number?"
Last night Joe Biden was named the enforcer of the stimulus plan because according to Obama, 'nobody messes with Joe'. Today Biden was asked what the address is for the site where people can follow the 'stimulus' spending and hilarity ensued.
Thank God we dodged that idiot Palin as VP, huh?
Related: Joe Biden...Real Man of Genius!
You know why nobody messes with Joe? Because picking on a retard is wrong.
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