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February 21, 2009

The Age Of Plenty Arrives! Obama Boasts Of $65 Per Month Tax "Cut"

Try not to spend it all in one place!

In his weekly address on radio and Youtube, President Obama heralded the "Making Work Pay" tax cut in the stimulus packaged he signed Tuesday, which he says is beginning this morning and will go to more Americans more quickly than any tax cut in history.

After heralding some of the stimulative measures in the bill, the President says he's "pleased to announce that this morning, the Treasury Department began directing employers to reduce the amount of taxes withheld from paychecks meaning that by April 1st, a typical family will begin taking home at least $65 more every month. Never before in our history has a tax cut taken effect faster or gone to so many hardworking Americans."

This is barely going to cover my monthly Unicorn-chow bill. Of course, I do make some of that back in all the free Skittles it shits. Or will shit when I get mine. Why is taking so long to get my unicorn or is this it?

How are you going to spend your new found wealth?

Below the fold, I wonder how this Obamabot is feeling about her $65 a month grant from the Dear Leader.


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