Happy Hump Day

It's All Downhill From Here

Good Morning, darling hearts and assorted mental defectives.

This week has already seemed long in Mr. O'Spades' continued absence, yes? The cobloggers are mired in despair and feed you only Obamanews and Stimuwoes.

Whither the pooter jokes and accidental lesbo porn links?

Well, you'll have to provide those yourself, I'm afraid.

But here. A kid wrote an essay about his dad that attracted the attention of law enforcement.

The criminal complaint said the father told an investigator he shot the boy after the child didn't move fast enough from blocking the TV. He said he aimed at his son's rear pocket because he thought it would be more padded.

"I knew right away it was a stupid thing I did," the father said.

It was a BB gun. Is it just me, or is this some more Nanny State nonsense?

He seems like a pretty good Dad. He's even sorry for what he did and called his action stupid.

That's more than my father ever did after he shot me in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun that time for 'dawdling.'

I'll never forget that precious lesson. When Dad says move, you move.

posted by Laura. at 11:38 AM

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