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January 21, 2009

True to His Word, Obama Orders Issues Gitmo Closing Order Shortly After Taking the Oath of Office

I think Gabriel was being purposefully fuzzy in his earlier thread on this. Obama says it's gonna happen "as soon as possible, but no later than one year from now".

Other upcoming Obama orders will include that the recession get itself righted sometime in March, but no later than Christmas of 2010, that we fully and completely nationalize the nation's healthcare system by sometime this February, or no later than 2013, and that NASA shall place an astronaut on the planet Mars this summer, or no later than September 2021.

I myself pledge to paint the new "guest room" by this weekend, no later than whenever we shut down Gitmo.


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posted by Dave In Texas at 11:19 PM

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