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January 20, 2009

Benezzediction
Updated: Vid Added

I'm so glad we've moved past race in America.

Obama's benedictator, as quoted by Gabriel Hussein Malor (replaces/corrects incomplete quote from Drudge:

Benediction at Obama 's inauguration, Rev. Joseph Lowery

: 'Lord, in the memory of all the saints who from their labors rest, and in the joy of a new beginning, we ask you to help us work for that day


Black will not be asked to get in back;

When Brown can stick around;

When Yellow will be mellow;

When the Red Man can get ahead, man;

And when White will embrace what is right.

That all those who do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say Amen'...

When even Jews get the Blues, and the Chinee is no longer tin-ee.

Amen. Our President, who Art in Washington, hallowed be thy name.

More: A reader sends a first draft of Lowery's benezzediction:

When whitey, will kiss my hiney.

When old white folk, are busted and broke.

When all the honkies, get down on their knees.

When cracker boys, give up their toys.

When fine white ladies, feast on my gravy.


Then we'll be half way there.

Vid:

Look at The One smile. It's so funny.

From Allah, with an exit question.



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