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MySpace Celebrity and Katalyst present The Presidential Pledge
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January 20, 2009
A New Pledge For A New Era
I pledge allegiance to Obama, the greatest President ever and the country he rulz. One movement, under Him. Indivisible, with hope and change for all.
God, it's good to finally be able to love this country. No, not this country... My country! Our country! His country!
What's Your Pledge? [Ace]: Celebrities are making pledges. To smile more, to be better parents. (Things which they apparently could not do when the GOP held the White House, the bitter misogynist neocon AllahPundit snipes.)
What are your pledges? In what tangible ways will you serve our new (first?) President?
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The Morning Report - 7/3/20
Tonight's ONT Is Down In The Dumps
Open Thread
This Cannot Go On
Nasty Racist Bitch Who Announced She'd Stab You In the Face for Having "the Caucasity" to Say "All Lives Matter" Loses Her Job Offer From Accounting Firm
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Tonight's ONT Is Down In The Dumps
Open Thread
This Cannot Go On
Nasty Racist Bitch Who Announced She'd Stab You In the Face for Having "the Caucasity" to Say "All Lives Matter" Loses Her Job Offer From Accounting Firm
Democrats Object to Resolution Which Merely Condemns Mob Violence
Violent Antifa "Ringleader" of Attempt to Topple Statue of Andrew Jackson Arrested
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