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January 20, 2009

BREAKING: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Barack Hussein Obama sworn in as 44th President of the United States.

He did beautifully. He repeated Chief Justice Roberts' words like Roberts was a human teleprompter.

I'm not one for superlatives, but that was the most moving, most important repetition of an oath in all of history. He repeated the shizz out of those words.

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