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December 18, 2008

Paul Anka Makes a Maniac Out of His Wife; Wife Arrested for Assaulting the Only Important One in That Marriage

She hit him in the head. Luckily he remained conscious.

Paul Anka’s wife was arrested after the Ottawa-born singer was cut in the head by a piece of ice during a recent domestic dispute, but prosecutors say they won’t pursue the case.

Anka was struck during an argument with his wife, Anna Anka, after an ice bucket fell to the floor on Nov. 28, according to the gossip website tmz.com. Anka went to the hospital, where he received stitches.

When Anka returned home, his wife was gone and he reported her missing to the police. After she returned to the couple’s home in Thousand Oaks, just outside Los Angeles, police arrested her for felony domestic battery, the website said.

The Ottawa-born singer told tmz.com: “It was a stupid little event. It was nothing. I asked her, 'Do you have anything to add but confusion?, and then blammo, right in the head with the ice, as big an ending to the fight as I used to do in Vegas at the end of I'm Not Anyone."

He didn't say that last part, technically.

Thanks to jdub.

I didn't post this earlier because I assumed the Paul Anka stuff was too old. No? Still some life in it?



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