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December 03, 2008

WSJ Reporter Notes "Perfect" Choice for Labor Secretary; Her Qualifications? She's a White Lesbian Who Adopted a Black Son

I find it odd that her qualifications are so numerous that they can't actually be named. Just, you know, how she fits into the Rainbow Connection.

If actually nominated, she will have to take a hiatus from her top-rated CW sitcom, Me 'n My Straight Black Son.

Meanwhile, Andrea Mitchell lauds Obama's "effortless" creation of a PC cabinet.

When it comes to building a quota Cabinet that fulfills liberal demands for “diversity,” Barack Obama is far smoother than the “artless” and “calculating” Clintons were back in 1992, NBC’s Andrea Mitchell argued Wednesday afternoon on MSNBC. In contrast to the Clintons, Obama’s approach is “effortless. They’re creating a mosaic, but they’re not doing it by self-consciously creating that mosaic,” Mitchell enthused.

Effortless, huh? Well, liberal reporters are exerting the effort on his behalf.

In related news, Andrea Mitchell began spontaneously lactating while delivering that report.


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