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November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving and NFL Picks Reminder

Morning everybody. Time to fire up the smokers, light the burners, doink the microwave buttons and open up that 1.75 liter jug of John Daniels before the in-laws show up.

He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have...

Three T-Giving Day games for you morons. The pissed off Titans at Detroit (+11), Seattle (+12.5) at Dallas, and Arizona (+3) at Philly tonight, which might be the more interesting game today but I won't be watching that one cause I'm ready for some payback in Austin.

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Vote early and often you goofballs. The fun starts in just over an hour. Unless you already took my advice on the bourbon, in which case the fun starts around 4:30 when your dad decides the goddamned turkey is overcooked again this year, your mom retorts with a casserole dish to the back of the head, grammy finds your vicodin stash, you decide your cousin has squeezed your wife's ass in the kitchen one too many times and there's a smoke plume coming out of the garage.


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