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November 24, 2008

Colorado Judge Sentences Noise Violators to An Hour of Barry Manilow

Faaaaaaaaaaaack. Why don't you just waterboard me and get it over with?

Fort Lupton Municipal Judge Paul Sacco says his novel punishment of forcing noise violators to listen to music they don't like for one hour has cut down on the number of repeat offenders in this northwestern Colorado prairie town.

"Music they don't like" includes Manilow, Barney the Dinosaur, The Platters, and the latest piece of crap from Guns N' Roses (just a suggestion your Honor).

"You can't fall asleep," said teenager Rueben Fuentes right before letting out a bit of a sigh.

Maybe not, but if no one's paying attention you can shove a pencil in your eardrum and make it stop.


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