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November 24, 2008

Hot: Obese Gay Man Poses Naked for "Chubby Mikey" Calendar

I was going to do one of those misleading headlines like "Calender Features Enormous Naked Hooters" but seems unnecessarily cruel. Maybe if we'd won the election.

The Sun article, with one nude (no actual naughty bits, but it's obviously distasteful):

The gay 29-year-old from Memphis, USA, is so proud of his size, he has posed nude in a series of 'sexy' shots.

...

"I feel sexy and attractive so that's the way I act," says Mikey. "I don't see why I can't pose up for photos like any other male model.

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"It was very liberating actually," says Mikey who is posed on all fours (August), as an angry bull (May) and with a Christmas hat (December).

The site's here; light content warning. Again, no actual penis, as it's discretely hidden under multiple rolls of undulating he-tits.

Heh: Bruce Lee playing table tennis. With nunchuks, naturally.


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