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November 21, 2008
Michael Jackson Converts To Islam; Immediately Crushes Self Under Wall
So the Sun reports, anyway.
He and Cat Stevens announced a joint tour. They'll be singing Stevens' signature father-son estrangement song Cat's in the Cradle, but with a "happy, uplifting" new ending in which the father wins back his son's affection with wine, pornography, bumper cars and molestation.