No News: RAWMUSCLGLUTES Taken In By Silly Internet Story, Shrieks Excitedly Like Little Girl, Then Claims Universal Defense of "Irony"

I'm really tired of the "irony" defense. Sullivan, I know irony, I've worked irony, and you sir are no practitioner of irony.

OJ Simpson should have tried this defense. Apparently it's an all-purpose mulligan. "Yes, detective, I did stab a man to death and then three-quarters-of-the-way saw my estranged wife's head off. But I intended it ironically."

-- "Ironically? In what fashion?"

"I was attempting, by ironically committing murder, to show that it's bad to kill people. By sawing my wife's head off, I was clearly saying, 'Hey, kids-- don't saw your wives' heads off. And, uh, stay in school, don't do drugs."

-- "ohhhhOOHHHH! It's a bit 'thinky' but I get it now. Well played, sir. You are a national treasure. You're like Cosby with a butcher's knife."

Anyway. More stupidity from Sullivan, and we get a look at the commenters he would have if he allowed them on his site.

I'll link this "goof" clip from The Ten, despite the sad fact that I'm the only one who finds it funny.

posted by Ace at 02:00 PM

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