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November 20, 2008

Overnight Thread (genghis)

By request to Ace

Also up for discussion: Dave in Texas: ghey, metrosexual or simply misguided and can’t seem to find “Corn Husker’s Lotion” at the local drugstore?

Exhibit One: On or about the date of 2/16/07, one “Dave in Texas” posted the following.

Some excerpts:

”I know, down here in Texas we don’t get winter hands. Not like you yankees do. But I admit I haven’t been taking care of the paws like I should have been, and they were gettin a little rough.”

“And then I watch this exchange between kevlarchick and lauraw about some kinda paraffin treatment. Like it’s something or whatev. So I ask them. And they titter and ignore me for a while, and then finally give me the details like I’m some kinda cave man or whatever and I can’t appreciate the finer things in life.”

No. Just no. Simply…no. But it gets worse…
” Well, I showed them today, yes I did. I asked Mrs. Dave in Texas “what’s up with this paraffin thing”? and she said “call Elaine and see if she can work you in this afternoon”.

“Well, Elaine worked me in.”

“I will do this at least once a month in the winter for the rest of my life. I can’t wait to do my feet.”

“First, you get a massage. Elbow to pinky rub, with oil first, then lotion. She said that’s the key, oil, then lotion. Well what the hell did I know, I just slather on lotion and hit the bricks. I have been edumacated.”

Words fail me.

Mmmmmm….waxy goodness

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