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November 18, 2008

Philologist Provides Etymologies of Words, Painful Quivering Boners

My dick is vibrating like The Flash trying to pass through a steel wall.

She's a bona fide etymologist, so really, this is purely educational.

And to think -- for all these years I've relied on etymologists without diamond belly-button studs or abdomens firm enough to play Yahtzee on.

What an a-hole I've been.



Hey Marina -- whence "Pooter"?

Thanks to DrewM.

"Maverick:" My dick is bursting like Bruce Banner on the phone with Dell Customer Service with an 84 minute wait time.


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