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November 07, 2008

You've Been Absolved (Kat-Mo)

As we knew would happen, now that Obama has been elected president and the polls indicating voting for Obama pre-election match up closely with the actual votes, it now proves that there was actually no racial bias in the election.

Contrary to Barry O's claims.

Or, as noted, at least there is none now that Barry O's been elected.

Do you feel that? It's as if a great weight has been lifted off of our collective, white, redneck shoulders. I feel so light now. I can almost see the unicorns prancing in my backyard with little silver butterflies flitting from flower to flower.

Why, I think I could fly to the moon and back just on the utter joy emanating from the unicorn's ass.

These folks just never got it. Obama could have been the whitest albino with a pedigree back to the Mayflower and it wouldn't have mattered. He is so far left he almost makes Chavez look like a centrist. Certainly, a number of his associates and possible cabinet picks espouse ideas that should be making most American's shit a brick. Once everybody gets over the happy-happy, joy-joy of finally shattering any remaining myths about the great white bias in this nation and starts getting a good look at his policies, they might actually start wondering why the hell they voted for him.

His color was never a detriment, but an effective weapon to bludgeon his detractors with and too many people bought into that. The sycophant boot licking from the press just added to the entire distasteful episode.

You want some hope and change? I hope somebody goes around town and takes down all the giant posters of Obama, ripped off from Communist propaganda, that are staring down from half the buildings in KC and other cities.

Is this America or Venezuela?

It is not the man that is important, it is the office. It is not a political party that is important, it is the idea of governance for, of and by the people. In which case, we the people reserve the right to disagree vehemently with any policies that we deem a negative impact on our liberty, the United States or its allies. His color be damned.

Anyone have a problem with that?

Bite me.

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posted by xgenghisx at 05:21 AM

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