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November 06, 2008

McCain's Idiot Phone Guy

Just had a tip from a max McCain donor who called their office to find out if McCain would defend Palin. He gave his name and explained he had donated the max, establishing he deserved some amount of customer service.

"That person," this idiot insisted, "has already been fired."

"You mean Randy Sheunemann? He wasn't the one smearing her, he was the one defending her."

"You don't understand," the guy "arrogantly" responds (characterization from source), "He's been fired. It's been handled."

"You don't seem to understand. Sheunemann is not the person smearing Palin," my guy says again.

"Look," the guy says, becoming irritated on top of being arrogant, "Senator McCain cannot step out and defend Palin every single time someone says something bad about her."

"Can he do it once?"

Hang up.

He called back to get the guy's name. He got hung up on again.

I don't really want to do this, but whatever, this guy wants me to. If you want to punk or annoy this feller, hit "2" after you dial McCain's campaign line to get this guy. (I'll not post the number to make it slightly harder to do; I'm not sure I want to make it completely easy to flood their lines with calls.)

Is this wrong? I don't know.

But I think Jack Tors and Sol and Frank Rizzo also donated the max, and should say so.

Treacher... asked earlier to send out the word that McCain must defend Palin.

I guess there are two ways of doing this: The serious way, and the Jerky way.

Sample Script: It's unbelievable to me that anyone reading this site doesn't know Frank Rizzo, Sol, and Jack Tors. Here's Frank making a call.

Language Warning for the f-word and "Sizzle-chest."


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